Matt Adrian

FPO
  • death gave 72 hours notice - but who checks voicemail anymore

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  • eerie, dead of night phone calls from eastern european fax machines

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  • emerge victorious from marital spats with my patented system of mealy-mouthed semantics and a faked sudden onset of persistent hiccups

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  • ennui is unheard of among aerial phenomena

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  • flowers tend to want to make it sexual

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  • from my lips bitter complaints seldom fall,but jesus christ the light has been green for like a year

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  • i often take a glass of liquor with an idle friend though i must confess that friend is imaginary

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  • it took me until halfway through to realize my life story has an unreliable narrator

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  • m'lady's dowry consisted of a 1996 dodge & $47,000 in unsecured department store credit card debt

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  • momentary mayor of a guano-streaked islet

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  • road trips to the wrong side of history to visit relatives

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  • settling into a comfy beach chair with a margarita and the double sized, all selfie stick issue of...

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  • some smarty-pants poopyhead know-it-alls are alarmed by the increasing infantilization...

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  • something's hinky in the hive mind

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  • the cloaca chronicles

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  • the dreadfully delightful existence of semi-spectral things

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  • the lascivious limbo of the "ladyfriend"

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  • the simple rejection that put the kibosh on a bloodline that stretched back a hundred thousand years

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  • the thrower of shade

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  • there are few 4 a.m. party lulls that an injection of circus wives and...

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  • they say i have a poet's passion for beauty as well as an arsonist's talent for...

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  • under the cold ancient light of long-dead stars, my the blood did flow

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  • until instagram came along, i had no definitive method for unequivocally confirming...

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  • what some animals use for hands will sicken and dishearten you

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  • why yes, i would like a piece of you, thank you for asking

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  • wicked fun in the food chain is catch-as-catch-can

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